Monday, December 15, 2003

 
(stupid ring)

last night i was sick, as i have been a lot lately, and i wasn't sleeping well due to the fact that i couldn't breathe through one of my nostrils. anyhow, somehow this got incorporated into my dreams. i couldn't figure out why my nose wasn't draining. i was lying on the right side, i had my hand on the correct pressure point, why wouldn't the damn thing clear up? then i realized why... we hadn't won the battle. there was still a fight to be won and possibly even a war. "of course!" i thought to myself "that makes so much sense!!"

it doesn't make any sense. it just tells me that i shouldn't watch lord of the rings before bed anymore.
posted by the 'naut 6:00 PM

Monday, December 01, 2003

 
(a laffy taffy joke)

q: how do you fix a monkey?



a: with a monkey wrench.

hahahahahahaha. god i love laffy taffy.
posted by the 'naut 11:22 AM